Profiles, Redux

So, one thing I forgot to mention is the situation where the profile picture does not match the profile.

One of my personal favorites is the Domme (who probably pronounces it “dom-may,” which I cannot abide) who in her profile goes on and on about how dominant she is and what a bitch and a badass she is.  And then her picture shows her on her knees, ass in the air, back to the camera.

Ok, so I’m not naïve, she’s making kiss my ass or lick my ass or worship my ass implications there.  But really?

It just looks submissive and like you really like doggie style.

Which is fine, but I’d actually prefer to see your face before I know your favorite sexual position.

Also, I shouldn’t have to say this, but while your motorcycle or muscle car might be your prized possession, the apple of your digital eye, really, I don’t care.

I might possibly care once I meet you, but it also says a lot to me if the only photo you put up is your wheels.

And what it says to me is that I won’t have anything to say to you.

If you are so proud of some part of your body, then make sure it’s worthy of that pride.

I mean, if you plan to put up a picture  of your genitals, male or female, make sure they’re worth our time to view.

I confess, if you talk about your enormous throbbing cock, and the photo is of a limpish and lumpish piece of unimpressive flesh, you might have captured my interest, but not in the way you might have hoped.

If you want to show your genitals, and they are shaved, then make sure, please, that they ARE  indeed shaved.

Five o’clock pubic shadow is NOT a good look for anyone.

About MsConstanceExplains

Ms Constance has been actively involved in the BDSM/Leather community since the mid-1990’s. She is the Founder of the Louisville Munch as well as its hostess for ten years, from 1997 to 2007, and was christened as “Louisville’s First Lady” by her community. As a member of various BDSM/Leather organizations, she has been nominated for Pantheon Woman of the Year as well as regional awards, and has been nominated with her slave, drew, for Pantheon Couple of the Year. She serves as Special Events Director for the Great Lakes Leather Alliance. She produces the Bluegrass Leather Pride Contest, sending contestants to Great Lakes Leather Weekend, and was Presenters Committee Chair for Leather Leadership Conference 2010 Great Lakes/Ontario. She has produced and judged Leather events and contests, been instrumental in the organization and creation of various groups and clubs, advised and encouraged other communities and endeavors, and produced a performance by a BDSM comedian. Groups around the country use her writings in information and introductory packets, and she is an occasional columnist as well. She and slave drew hold the titles of Great Lakes Master and slave 2003.

Posted on August 9, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. May I add a corollary that you probably shouldn’t post a picture of yourself embracing a small animal.
    Especially if you’re male…
    Particularly if it’s a goat.

  2. Can I just point out that Domme should be pronounced the same way as Dom? Yes, it’s a French kind of word and the French do sometimes pronounce the final “e” in a word with that “ay” sound. But they use accents to tell you when to do that, so they use an e with an accent, like this “é”. If it was meant to be pronounced Dom-may, it would be spelled Dommé. So Dom-may, is just dumb, eh?
    -sin

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